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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!
Why are you asking if somebody is in your house when it halloween, you’re home alone, half naked, stupid as fuck and there’s voices coming from inside your house. RUN, CALL THE POPO AND DON’T LOOK BACK!
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
hot showers will prepare me for the burning depths of hell
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
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