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Apr 17 '14
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

Why are you asking if somebody is in your house when it halloween, you’re home alone, half naked, stupid as fuck and there’s voices coming from inside your house. RUN, CALL THE POPO AND DON’T LOOK BACK!

(via summerchild-madeofstone)

Apr 17 '14
dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

Apr 17 '14
cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

Apr 17 '14

beellette:

dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”

five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”

Apr 17 '14

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

Apr 17 '14

deair:

hot showers will prepare me for the burning depths of hell

Apr 17 '14

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

Apr 17 '14
jocelynseip:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

A NATIONAL HERO

jocelynseip:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

A NATIONAL HERO

Apr 17 '14

"I just love bowls so much" [x]

(Source: sparkstilinski)

Apr 17 '14

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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Apr 17 '14

(Source: northgang)

Apr 17 '14

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

Apr 17 '14

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

Apr 17 '14
luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

Apr 17 '14

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete