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The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
i just checked and there are 23 chapters, plus an epilogue. so i’d need 1,150 notes to read the whole thing, 1,200 for the whole thing + epilogue
How was it?
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
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